Discussion » Nonsense » Big Ideas (Don't Get Any) - guy's part!

  • B.
    B. wrote:

    For girl's part, one can read Pete DeMola's Big Ideas (Don't Get Any) on main page!

    Well, helmet is on, shield is prepared, let's get started!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    It's very entertaining and also depressing to read Pete's comment on girls! And for the sake to keep fairness between two genders, I wil try to make the guys part!

    Guys under 23 : horny and offer cutie look and freshness!

    Guys between 23- 32: horny and offer big dick and sex ability!

    Guys between 33-40: horny and offer possible luxury dinner and fancy hotel room!

    Guys above 40: horny still and possiblely offer Money!!!

    Well, I personally thought my part is more accurate and realistic yet still entertaining!

     

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Haha, fair enough!

    By the way, I'm between 23 and 32, just in case you're wondering.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    well, dick may not possiblely to shrink physically, but the engine will definitely not be that powerful! And surely the other parts of the body will either shrink or loose!  Anyway, one should add poise on the deal!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    i didn't take it for granted, i just imitate some male mind, speaking out their sub conscious!

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    I dunno about you guys but I'm pretty sure my dick size didn't change from when I was 18 till 23. If anything, it shriveled a bit from being dipped into.... OK never mind, I'm not taking that joke any farther.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Yeah, Nikkie's got it right. Now that I think about it, I would deffinitely give away some sex in exchange for money.

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    Amen. You can always buy sex.

  • Simen Stensvoll

    guys under 23 horny all the time and F*** at times

    guys 23-32 horny most  time and F***  most time

    guys 33-55 horny at times and F*** sometimes

    guys above 55  want to F*** all the time but can't horny most time

     

  • Amalie Sæverud

    lol, a good one !

  • Simen Stensvoll

    是个奇迹

    好好珍惜

  • Amalie Sæverud

    @紫龙,

    you are the one against millions out there! so 1/1000000=0.000001,puff ...  you just be omitted on statistic level! :P

  • Simen Stensvoll

    Wow i got it

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    Nice analysis Nickie........  Oh thank goodness for Viagra for the guys over 55.  And I will argue that wealth can never compensate for the penis.  Because I guarantee if the man with money is not able to satisfy, then the lady will get it somewhere else.  Both sex and wealth have their advantages.

    Why do you think Viagra was invented?  Because some guy probably got tired of hearing how much of a sorry sack of shit he is because he could not get it up.  He had the money and the career, but he could not fully enjoy it and to top it all off he was tired of finding the pool boys dirty footprints in his master bathroom.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hahah, very good poitn Kodi... they don't make pharmaceuticals unless there's a cash market for them...

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