Discussion » Nonsense » Profession investigation

  • StrawberryIceCream
    StrawberryIceCream wrote:

    What's your profession?

    And what's the advantage and disadvantage of your profession?

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    I train elephants.

    Advantage: I get to see elephants everyday.

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Being from Antarctica, I have the privilege of studying igloo construction and maintenance here in igloo-unfriendly Beijing, i.e. I sit in the sun and drink beer all day. Envy ME!

  • Albulena Imeri

    As an inspiring Er'renzhuan artist, I get  to hang with Xiaoshenyanger everyday.

    Envy me.

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    I'm a professional cactus fucker.

     

    Advantages: None.

    Disadvantages: Many.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    @Jon, a desertcactus fucker?

    I'm a buyer.

    Advantage: I will be unemployed and free in 23 days and might get to leave China.

    Disadvantage: I will stop getting paid in 23 days and might have to leave China.

  • Børge Notkevich

    Only an intern at the moment, will become a lawyer.

    Advantages - Fool around but still get myself out of trouble.

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    I get paid 5 mao per post by the Chinese government to write messages on the internet that tell people what to think.

    Advantages: supermodels want to fuck me

    Disadvantages: none that I can see yet

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... Angela dear ... the advantage of your job is to fool around? That's an interesting thought ... all you single guys take note of that, ok?

    My job? If I tell you, I will have to kill you .... but I have not killed anyone yet ...

     

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    @莫明: Yes, that's exactly what I meant. You're leaving China? Well that sucks. Right before I get in town too. At least I know my bunghole will be safe.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Adam Saaks ... wont you just love a job like that?

  • Simen Wangberg

    I'm a Potential Lunch Winner.

    Advantages: sometimes win free lunches

    Disadvantages: sometimes don't win free lunches

    Actually, I haven't seen anything like this in Beijing - ya know, where you drop your business card in a fishbowl and then every week they pick someone out of the bowl and they win something.

  • Børge Notkevich

    lol, nono Ding Dang Shu, not talking about fooling around only in that sense, but every aspects of life :D

  • StrawberryIceCream

    JimmyBond and saibo are the ones who have interesting jobs.
    I envy both of you.

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    Before that I used to be a match maker.

    Advantages: you get to test the products (girls) and bang them

    Disadvantage: you have to test the products (guys) and bang them

    ________________________

    For some time I also was a chopstick maker

    Advantage: ?

    Disadvantage: Well cutting the trees made me tired all the time...

  • StrawberryIceCream

    When we were small, we always take profession in office is good, but now I am aware of that office life sucks.

    It is so boring.

  • Børge Notkevich

    StrawberryIceCream: When I was in high school, my economics teacher told me that on average a person has 5 different carrers in their life.
    It's never too late to change :)

  • StrawberryIceCream

    Miss Red Head: that is a good news and what I am hoping to hear.

    Thanks! 

  • StrawberryIceCream

    JZ, really? Are you a man?

  • Saina
    Saina wrote:

    Aha

    I import foreign stamps for china post.

    And help designing and producing stamps albums.

    Advantage: I'm the only person in China doing this job.

    Dis: the experience is useless while looking for a new job.

     

  • StrawberryIceCream

    haha dear JZ you always have very interesting jobs

  • Christian Hansen

    Videogames tester

    Advantages: Get paid for playing all day long

    Disadvantages: Have no social life

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    I am a freelance rebel....

     

    Advantages:  I do what I want when I want to do it.

     

    Disadvantages:  It is not very stable because I am indicisive....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Professional Troll

    Advantages: Regeneration

    Disadvantages: Living under bridges

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I think we've been looking at this the wrong way.

     

    Profession: Day trader

    Advantages: I've made hundreds of millions of dollars

    Disadvantages: I don't know who to trust so I have to dress / look poor, and I have no one to share my millions with...

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