Couldn't get enough using your own picture so now you are hoping to use Keanu Reeves' photograph and a new account name to get em? Maybe the 1437 female friends you've amassed was starting to scare people away?
I'm guess I'm just a bastard like that. I see that guy posting up his MSN address on basically every girls guestbook so the screen name Vonschnell sounded very familiar. I am on a personal vendetta against guys like this. Fuck, I am a pervert too but if
you are going to be a pervert, at least be a gentleman about it. For Christ's sake, I just can't stand this type of boring, brainless garbage.
And I'm drunk. Bastards made me take many many shots of tequila, trying to recover in my room for a bit but... I guess it's time to head back downstairs to the wedding party to see if I can find any fun girls down here in Cancun...
C'mon guys, he's being honest at least. Nothing wrong with this. It's not like he's pretending he loves girls to get their panties off.
And honestly, I can't even argue that this is the wrong forum for this type of behavior, since it seems the majority of people here are indeed trying to bang someone.
Only stupid thing is creating a second account to do it...
Yeah, what the hell. I tried an experiment and sent a dozen girls (first 12 that popped up in members that I didn't already know) messages that just said "Hey you are really cute, I was hoping we could be friends and message me if you wanna talk." Some
of them didn't even have photos...
Guess how many *positive* replies I got? Eight! 8/12! That's fucking 67%! That's a little fucking higher ratio than I get when I send a personalized message to people! What the fuck is going on? Are the girls here really just as boring as the "hey baby" guys?
HAHA a much better pick up line than that one is, "Hi my name is ________ and I have a huge cock. : ) " Just keep a smile on your face while you say it....... and they will take it as a joke and they should laugh if they understand what you said. Another
great one is.... If her boyfriend is next to her, "Warning: Only do this if you are physically imposing enough to deflect an attack or you are willing to risk offending the guy next to her..... Say , "My name is _________ and my cock is bigger than his." do
this while shaking hands or greeting in other ways while introducing your self.... It should get many laughs because no one in his right mind would actually be seriously saying this to people right? HAHA I have never done this. I only seen it done a bunch
of times one night by one particular guy. It was very funny to see the people's reactions......
Oh yeah nice burn Jon.... Depends on what people are looking for huh? Shallow is shallow, superficial is superficial, deep is deep, balls deep is balls deep..... I guess I guess it just comes down to what your into.
Guys please at least use condoms..... We sure do not want too many little bastards running around here. Even if they are the cutest little bastards we ever seen....
unrelated (not that this thread was related to a damn thing in the first place), but something Kodi said reminded me of it.
The elevator game: When getting out of an elevator with a friend, launch into these monologues as if you were in the middle of the conversation with your friend. Sure to amuse whoever's getting into the elevator.
1.... So there I am, balls deep in another man's ass, and I go to give him a reach-around, and he's hard! I mean, what a ... [credit to 小莫]
2.... So you're telling me that it's ok for me to look at another man in the shower, but if I put his penis in my mouth that it's crossing some sort of line?...[heard from some guy on his way out of 三元饺子 while I was going in the door]
I don't know why they both happen to be gay.. I'm sure monologues about bestiality or cannibalism would be just as funny.
Oh man, I looked through his guestbook and it seems that the overwhelming response to his immediate request for an MSN is to provide one.... Except for when he gave out his QQ: 17953225
Jon, I presume you have a fake msn for chatting with men from wlib as well as your fake wlib user? I'm curious at the depth of a conversation with this guy..
Actually I don't, I've been more interested in analyzing and grabbing statistics on women lately. I've been sampling the efficiency rates of 2 canned messages (one really boring and one that could almost pass as a personal message) vs true personalized
messages and gathering statistics on return rate. Also... having a real self portrait does seem to boost reply rate.
I'm also trying to see if I can script not just the 1st message but whether conversations with certain people can fall into a predictable enough pattern that I can script the first 4 or 5 exchanges w/ all copy-paste messages while still maintaining the illusion
that she is talking to a real person instead of a flowchart.
Why go through all this? umm......................................... So when is our wedding ceremony?
I've been thinking of creating a girly MSN account just to see but that would demand way too much time at the moment. Plus I'd feel kind of gay. Pretending to be a girl just to analyze some messages is one thing, but actually talking back in real time is a