Post up if you feel you meet these criteria:
0. Male or female is both OK. Honestly, prefer (attractive) females but men are fine too if you are cool and not uptight. Platonic roommate only arrangement of course.
1. Not a douchebag
2. Doesn't mind late nights
3. Doesn't mind heavy metal or gangsta rap
4. Knows when to leave me the fuck alone
5. I have no problem with gay people but I do not want to see any male-on-male PDA. Female-female PDA is highly encouraged though.
6. Enjoys house parties
7. Easy going and low drama
8. Financially secure enough to pay rent on time
9. Not a judgmental religious fanatic
10. You can't have really good metabolism. (sorry, I can't live with a roommate who can eat whatever the fuck he wants and never get fat. I'd balloon living with someone like that)
11. Speaks English and preferably Chinese as well. Preferably someone who speaks Chinese well enough to help me handle all the situations I can't handle, but if not, whatever.
12. Is cool.
13. Not a vampire
14. Doesn't mind the smell of curry and Indian food
15. Does not have a problem with me bringing loose women home
16. Photoshop skills are a bonus...
17. Not messier than me (this shouldn't be very difficult)
18. Respects personal space, privacy, and doesn't use my fucking computer
19. Doesn't have a grating and annoying voice
20. No infectious diseases
OK that's all I can think of right now. Any takers? hahaha