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  • Vincent AKA 文森特
    Vincent AKA 文森特 wrote:
    An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

    US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

    It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

    What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.


    “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

    Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

    3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

    You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

    Comments??
  • Solveig Smørdal Botn
    i like 3D porno...
  • Børge Notkevich
    seriously, so unrealistic... try proving it with science first, almost like virgin Mary!
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    somebody also claimed its almost like the child is the second coming (immaculate conception)
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    It sounds like Jodi was taking care of her while her husband was away. Jodi is what we call the guy who sleeps with a soldier's wife while he is away. Humans.........

    So who thinks they can be totally faithful in a long distance relationship and not suffer the consequences of either one person cheating or both people having sex with others, kissing, or having romance with another person other than their love? My eyes were thrust open recently when I found that my married roommate recently confessed that she cheated on her husband multiple times..... Wow and she acted so innocent, righteous, and Christian all the time.... I had no idea....

    My poor buddy is the best man I have ever known and I think I can learn how to be a real man from him, for he is willing to forgive her for the sake of their marriage and to prevent his family from being heartbroken. They really love his wife and he loves her too. Wow! I cannot believe this, but you know when you go ahead trusting people unconditionally that is when you get unconditionally disappointed........ I will need to try not to develop trust issues as a result of this. If this girl is capable of doing this I think everyone is lol...... Some people are so foolish.....

    You know what the funny thing is? When he expressed concern about her hanging out with old guy friends she said, "Why don't you trust me? I can take care of myself. I know what I am doing. You should trust me ok. Why don't you trust me?"

    I think she answered her own question when she confessed to him. She said, "I don't know what happened! I am stupid! I don't know why I did that. I cannot control myself! I am stupid!" That sounds like the perfect answer to the question, "Why don't you trust me?" Of course I trust you baby..... Do what you feel like doing haha....

    What a pity how people crush others with their selfish games....
  • Erik Røger
    Erik Røger wrote:
    I always talk to my friends that 3d porno is the next big thing! I didnt realise it was already out! Thanks
  • Aurélien
    Aurélien wrote:
    Lol, USA.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    This was sourced from a parody magazine. The magazine is similar in style to The Onion or Weekly World News. It's not a real story folks.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Myths never seem to fade.
  • Erik Røger
    Erik Røger wrote:
    So where can I watch 3D porno, have they started 3D porno theatres?
  • ❤Pinkbubble❤
    Oh,this woman should watch another 3D movie about giving birth then she needn't go to the hospital and get a baby \(^o^)/~
  • Sasha 莎莎 Wang
    oooooooooooooooooo
  • Lanyan
    Lanyan wrote:
    OK, I am a guy here, so I do not have to mind that I WILL GET Pregnant when see such film, on the contrary, I will worry about that the porno star will be pregnant with my child....
  • NN
    NN wrote:
    ha ha ha,Im laughing hard here
  • Jhon
    Jhon wrote:
    funny....lolzzzzzz.... she made this story just because she doesn't want to be blamed by her husband of having sex with a black guy,,, she must have fucked a black guy... otherwise its im... im... im.. impossible...
  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:
    "American woman says something stupid..."

    ......

    What's up with porn cinemas anyway? I thought you'd get ejected(...) from cinemas for exposing yourself...

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