Discussion » Nonsense » Ass or boobs?

  • 赛博 - Saibo
    赛博 - Saibo wrote:
    Da Fan is sooo right that it's way too boring for us guys to talk about dicks.

    And I'd say that guys are mainly divided in 2 categories:
    - those who prefer a girl with a nicely shaped ass
    - those who are down for big (not huge, but big!) boobs
    - those who pretend that they don't care about that

    (I've always been very bad at mathematics)

    Oh and yes I know one of you is going to come here and say that he just wants both. The question here is which one pleases your eyes more?

    I'm clearly an ass guy!
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I do not want to be the first to comment. Let me wait.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    I would like both actually...
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    So now i comment. I think ASS is better. It pushes the food up for you on the surface area so you can eat quite well.
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    I think more Chinese prefer slender legs, black stocking and stuff like that. I'm personally an ass guy too, coz I got ass! size of boobs? all sizes do, B is wonderful if you want me to specify, anyway, it is shape that really matters.

    Jon, you need to choose one, you cannot like both, coz we all love both! haha
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    hahaha! You are right, that would have been far too dramatic for a 1st reply.

    Personally, I much prefer a smooth set of legs. Doesn't have to be really long, doesn't even have to be skinny... just really smooth, soft, and moist thigh skin and nice color tone. Girls, if you moisturize your legs, we can tell, and we appreciate it. Legs (particularly thighs) can also be decorated very nicely with pantyhose, stockings, garters, etc.

    God, I need a cold shower now...

    Well, I guess legs are connected to ass so I'll cast my vote for ass over boobs.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Holy crap Da Fan. It's like you read my mind!
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    I know you are Chinese inside! hahaha
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    And I totally agree that for men who say they "don't care about that" are pretenders! (this is not applicable to girls, that's why they are more advanced "spicies"). Even tho I think the most sexy part of a girl is her brain, but ass and boobs...damn, I love both!
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Hope ladies are not reading this thread. But what i know is that many men fall for girls for specific parts of their bodies at times, especially the ASS that has some hips on the sides.
  • Kalle Stensson
    i vote for ass!!! hey ,seems that there re only ass guys here ..boobs guys ,where re you all?
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    Dafan is trying to take pole position in the race of getting women's attention...there is nothing sexy about women's brain it cant beat the sexiness of a nicely curved ass...and just slightly less huge boobs
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    getting women's attention? Believe me, girls are still laughing there when seeing thie as they always do ;)
  • Andre Lund
    Andre Lund wrote:
    too bad... i don't have either one :(

    Jon, the way you describe the girls legs is kind of creepy! I did not know people look at things in such a detailed way! haha
  • №❶ Passioη
    :X I'm too shy to say something... Virgin me
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Yeah Katrina, Jon always carries a magnifying glass with him and discretely inspects the legs of his future conquests. Well actually it's not only Jon, almost everyone does that! Didn't you know it?
  • №❶ Passioη
    @ Yes Sir...

    What a plan for the future :D ... And after your children are born.. ? you don't wanna to share the milk? :P

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    Guys remember, there's a virgin here in the house (me), please don't spoil me before my time... I want to stay innocent .. at least till 2050... oops, re-write that pls

    Yoda has spoken
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @ Katrina,
    The fact is that men look at many things that turn them on. Just like when i look at your face. You can never know what he wants. Just get to your man and ask him, " Darling, which part of my body do you like most?" You will get to know why he fell for you.
  • Andre Lund
    Andre Lund wrote:
    Yes Sir... are you seriously talking about drinking your girlfriends breast milk? now THAT is nasty. sick...
  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:
    Dan Fan is an accounting guy...slender legs->ass->b oobs, perfect answer
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    which do you like, Chuck, haha. Yes Sir, I think your kids will cry really hard for starving:D
  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:
    we have the common perference in girls haha
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    that's why I gonna see the Beijing auto show this year, haha
  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:
    do u go there for shou shou? hahaha
  • №❶ Passioη
    Any guy who falls under the boobs and / or ass category should not be living in China.

    Relocate to SA LOL... Welcome to Brazil

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    Yes Sir, That sounds like a plan - Tell them, if any guy doesn't have this then he's damn fake :D ... The milk is not only good for the child :D

    Professor Yoda Said So
  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:
    if only these two categories, then hetero men should be very unhappy in a big percent in China
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Shou shou? she will on stage? if so, why not, she's pretty.
    So sweet of you, Peter
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    So you really plan to have a taste? Haha, it will be fun:D
    Brazil, I'll definitely pay a visit someday!
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Yes Sir,
    It will depend on the type of boobs. I am not sure you would breast feed on boobs that have fallen to the waist line and luck any sensitivity in them. Boobs that one can flap to the back!!! No way. Not me.
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    @adolfo, yes, I think maybe I should have added the legs, most chinese women have wonderful legs!
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    I'd like clavicle and shoulder blade be added in the list too!
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Nah now that would be too much! My idea was about the whole silhouette of a girl, this is too specific!
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    yeah, I admit this is too much, forget it~
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    i prefer a man with a shape nice ass and a girl with huge boobs
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Both, at the same time?
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    are you guys are talking about threesome? HAHA
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    In sex like for everything else: the more the merrier!
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    i mean,i prefer girls with huge boobs
  • Seth Grossman
    Seth Grossman wrote:
    Sai's gotta point for sure, but I still think its a total package kinda deal.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Bums with hips! My God, i would give all.
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Btw, do you guys like love handle? I know many girls consider it "extra fat", but I think it's cute!
  • Beathe Kristin Jakobsen
    Why Can't i get both? I Luv both
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    There's no question that you love both, but which one you prefer?

    @Sinikka: love a flat one ;-)
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    DA FAN
    Are u kidding me?!!!!
    I luv my abs. i've been working out a a lot to keep in shape...
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    I hate belly bulge!!!
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @ Sinika,
    Do not spoil our party. TUMMY! My good God. Get serious.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    @Sasa: We can tell. And we appreciate it!
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    girls preferring other females big boobs??? what do u use them for?
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Me too...-_-
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    touch!
  • Yuki Inés
    Yuki Inés wrote:
    errr...bad news for me here.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @ sasa
    You touch other girls boobs, my good jungle. I have boobs too!
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Shut up Yuki and show us more pictures of your legs!
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    ai!!! ai!!!! where is this heading to? Jon Gu?
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @Jon Gu,
    If they are legs anyway. What if they are chops? What would you do?
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    Jon, do u still keep all the photos taken at bar blu?
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Yep, but I only have the ones from my camera. Sabina has a lot more taken on her camera.
  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    I'm a allrounder when it comes too big boobs and nice ass (brazilian style). But it has to be as a bonus on top of a nice body from before, not just big boobs because the girl is superfat..
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    omg......those pics are totally nightmares for me...
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Jon and Sasa you dated before!!! My good jungle!!! I was about to.... Ok, never mind.
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    NOOOOO
    R U KIDDING ME!!!
    we just hung out together with friendsssssssss
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @Sasa
    I know Jon. He is a sniper. You can not possibly have missed his bullet. By the way, is this becoming a chat room?
  • Mathew Abisai
  • Mathew Abisai
  • G
    G wrote:
    Both, def...
  • Ida Herlofsen
    Ida Herlofsen wrote:
    It seems the majority of Asian girls generally have really nicely shaped tits, in all sizes that is... On the contrary, a beautiful, heartshaped, NOT-FLAT behind seems to be a very rare gem in this city... Since the tits are given I will therefor also have to cast my vote for ass!
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Can we go back to boobs and ass? I like boobs and ass!
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    Yes, sir, my owner. hahaha
  • G
    G wrote:
    Do you have these, Sasa?

    Just kidding...
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    i don't understand how some girls have both nice ass and big boobs,and even pretty faces,and even even perfect waist to hip ratio !!
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    i've got tiny round bum cuz i do lots of lunges
  • G
    G wrote:
    there's sth called plastic surgery...so, man-made beauties are everywhere...
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    @小麻豆
    cuz they keep working out and do plastic surgery....i guess sooo they must have paid a lot to become perfect
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    if u want bigger breasts u eat papaya ask my 7 sisters
  • G
    G wrote:
    @Rita- for men, yes...chicken makes men's breast bigger if you eat after exercises...
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    ...

    Rita dear, it must be those chemicall induced chicken ... papaya might help too :)

    Ans: neither, because nothing is natural these days ... I am more the leg person
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    i often eat papaya and chicken,but not become bigger
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    小麻豆....dont panic....there is a secret on how to eat papaya.... i heared u dont just 随便 eat them...i wont really know whats the secret but eating papaya is the main issue here....about getting an ass its normally done at a very young age like months...u carry ur child on your back most of the time and make sure the child is wrapped in something.....u should see how africans carry their kids....and u get to know how to make ur kids having those shapely asses.....im sure there are more other best ways but this has worked for africans.....and it is an inescapable fact that african girls got more attractive asses
  • Hanna Eriksen
    Hanna Eriksen wrote:
    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

    I like perky buttocks...
  • Hanna Eriksen
    Hanna Eriksen wrote:
    but it's not enough....i also like my man to cup my boos.feels much better than grapping button
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    !!!!!!!!
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    GALS!!! U need eat green papaya instead of ripe one!!!
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    i see changes will soon come.....the papaya feva.....i am not leaving china anymore...more bigger boobs will soon be coming out
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    everyone has them! All shapes and sizes. Gotta love em!

    I cannot choose between the two. I guess it matters who they are attached to.

    All I have to say is that Brazil and Hawaii are two amazing places!!!
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    tmd
    回家种木瓜得了
    吃个够
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    what?
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @Sinikka and your friend, write in English or else i will come and eat you away!!! and i start from the middle. Hahhaaa
  • Hanna Eriksen
    Hanna Eriksen wrote:
    aiya~~!I luv Latina gal!!!!hot hot hot!!!
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    hahhaaaaaa
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I was going to drag you into the jungle.
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    :((
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    The hell with the whales! Save a pair of breasts! Help support breast cancer awareness!!!! If you have small ones do not be discouraged, some guys are into that! If you have big ones take good care of them : )

    Women are amazing and are not only breasts and booty. Although, those things are definitely a plus. All shapes and sizes, all colors and shades, we are blessed to have you, and we value our days............................ with you as friends : )

    It is hard at times, but realize that men are not only impressed by impressive body and assets. Be a complete, confident, independent woman. You will be happier than you have ever known.
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Yup, like someone said: "you are beautiful, really beautiful, but look around, beauty can be found anywhere! What sets you apart?"
  • G
    G wrote:
    btw i took an experimental drug training specically for plastical surgery. in the class i learned sth about this topic...very funny...
  • wrote:
    I know Frenchman are good at Mathematics, but you are an exception.
    I am - those who pretend that they don't care about that.

    But actually, I like girls with both good ass and big boob.
  • Marte Joahansen
    I thought we were supposed to choose only

    one. It's not fair, people are taking a lil' bit of

    both.

    Well, am a ASS kinda guy..like apple Bottoms kinda

    stuff...hehe

    Clev.
  • G
    G wrote:
    we need both...and, we need both are real not fake...
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Men are attracted to big ole tittays because breast cleavage resembles ass cleavage and our ancestors always did it from behind. Other primates' asses are comparatively flatter and their tits only swell during ovulation. Why are human tits always jiggly? Maybe to "solicit male attention and investment even when they are not really fertile." (Charles B. Crawford & Dennis Krebs, 1998)

    But hey small tits and pancake ass can also be extremely hot on a girl as long as she doesn't play the boring innocent routine. And yes I know there is something deeply wrong with me for finding incongruity so attractive.
  • Capt.K.Tian
    Capt.K.Tian wrote:
    rofl......old enough to pee, old enough for me....im just kidding...lol
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    If there's grass on the field, play ball.
  • Vera basso Basso
    ass for sure! both will be better!
  • Undermoonlight
    But hey small tits and pancake ass can also be extremely hot on a girl as long as she doesn't play the boring innocent routine. And yes I know there is something deeply wrong with me for finding incongruity so attractive.
    ----I strongly support this view...not pretending to be "immune" from tits and asses...hey, buddy, you are not wrong, it's characters of this kind that make us human...
  • Superzzy
    Superzzy wrote:
    I like legs....
  • Undermoonlight
    ...And that a women becomes adorable is not decided by her ass and tits but the entire "flavor" of her----the being that radiates...

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