Ah yes, requirements... well, yes, firstly you have to be a man. You also have to be tall and good-looking and have nice eyes. You should be confident and it always helps if you know what you want in life :)
My friend hasn't really specified what she expects to do with the present - as far as I can tell, could be for a nice date, fun, travel and crazy monkey sex if you're lucky.
Unfortunately I cannot divulge any information as to her actual identity, as she'd probably get really pissed off with me, so potential candidates will just have to trust me and take the risk... There will be no suffocation involved.
(But if anyone wants to try the whole jumping out of a giant birthday cake thing, you're more than welcome)