Discussion » Nonsense » My friend wants a man for her birthday

  • Morag
    Morag wrote:
    My friend has asked for a man for her birthday, so I am looking for potential candidates. Anyone interested, please state why you would make a good birthday present.
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Well it depends what she expects to do with the present, without this bit of info, hard to say if anyone is better qualified than anyone else. Is this for a nice date, for fun, to travel, for crazy monkey sex?
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    I'm wondering too, and I think all the "potential candidates" want to know who your friend exactly is ;)
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Men have died from suffocation after being getting stuck inside of human-sized birthday cakes before. Don't fall victim to this!
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    Yeah, there's even a guy who almost died of suffocation under his wife's breasts!
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    "Do you know what's worth fighting for?
    When it's not worth dying for?
    Does it take your breath away
    And you feel yourself suffocating?

    Does the pain weigh out the pride?
    And you look for a place to hide?
    Did someone break your heart inside?
    You're in ruins"

    Thinking more before action ;D
  • Winnie
    Winnie wrote:
    whats the requirement for this position?
  • Morag
    Morag wrote:
    Ah yes, requirements... well, yes, firstly you have to be a man. You also have to be tall and good-looking and have nice eyes. You should be confident and it always helps if you know what you want in life :)
    My friend hasn't really specified what she expects to do with the present - as far as I can tell, could be for a nice date, fun, travel and crazy monkey sex if you're lucky.
    Unfortunately I cannot divulge any information as to her actual identity, as she'd probably get really pissed off with me, so potential candidates will just have to trust me and take the risk... There will be no suffocation involved.
    (But if anyone wants to try the whole jumping out of a giant birthday cake thing, you're more than welcome)
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:
    "well, yes, firstly you have to be a man. You also have to be tall and good-looking and have nice eyes. You should be confident and it always helps if you know what you want in life :)"

    Beggars can't be choosers. If the list of requirements for your man(which i'm sure isn't limited to the above) isn't enough to deter any takers, why do i think that 3 numbers, her height, weight, and age, would?
  • 芝芝
    芝芝 wrote:
    haha
    good luck
  • Morag
    Morag wrote:
    Well I was really just intrigued to see what kind of response this would get... my expectations aren't that high for finding her a man on here, especially as she is not a beggar and can be a chooser :)
    You never know though...
  • 芝芝
    芝芝 wrote:
    maybe you will have a better shot in a bar.
    at lease there, you can choose men with your eyes...
  • 芝芝
    芝芝 wrote:
    I always prefer men in life.
  • Ane Marenze Jensen
    i think you can rent a gigolo.fast,cheap and satisfying and no need feeling
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    I'm not tall, but I can check all the other requirements!

    If still interested I'll send you my price rates. They include hotness, smartness and funness coefficients, meaning that the more your friend is hot, smart and fun, the less you need to pay.
  • Yuki Inés
    Yuki Inés wrote:
    I did the same thing for my friend several times here.....but totally failure.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    I'm sorry Yuki, but I was busy that night. I can only deal with so many girls at the same time!
  • Ane Marenze Jensen
    how bout make orgy party
    i think a lot people here like it,haha
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Yuki, it's becoz you chose the wrong guy!
  • Yuki Inés
    Yuki Inés wrote:
    But how can you pick the right guy for your friend??
    In any way, you can just choose the *right* one in your definition only....
    like Zhuang Tzi said, You are not the fish, how can you know how fish feel??

    Or calling a bunch of strange guys in a big party, only turned out to be totally tired since you are the one need to take care of those lost candidates your friend not into.
  • Yuki Inés
    Yuki Inés wrote:
    Jon, hey!...how can I do such terrible thing to my friend, introducing her such a hunter :)
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    nice quote. so generally speaking, I don't think such an idea will work good for girls, unless she picks the candidate by herself, and you just help to introduce him in. Such a plan will work good for guys, and it will be quite simple, haha
  • G
    G wrote:
    i would suggest a bid specially for this...
  • G
    G wrote:
    i saw a bid like this a few years ago in hong kong...very funny...
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    ...

    Q: Would a Japanese blow-up doll figure fit the requirement?
  • 芝芝
    芝芝 wrote:
    good one, 叮噹叔叔
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    haha ok here goes!!!

    1. I am a gentleman
    2. Am bad when I need to be
    3. Fun to be around
    4. Funny when I need to be
    5. I have many friends (Outgoing)
    6. I like to dance
    7. Comfortable in almost any environment
    8. I have been told I am uplifting to be around
    9. I do not overwhelm others with arrogance
    10. I can be a real friend because I have no expectations about where this will go : )
  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:
    You're taller than me, but I'm sure I have better eyes, I think we're a tie on the requirement list Kodi!
  • 残乐
    残乐 wrote:
    just a friendly presence will be warm to her~ I think
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    HAHA I guess I did not make the team @_@(no correspondence from the poster of this topic) I should have known better than to make myself seem so damn cool lol. I should have just told the truth. I really just want sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll (sarcasm!!!)
  • Undermoonlight
    ...go hire a clown...
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    ...

    Hahahaha ... Kodi, maybe she needs a non gentleman ...
  • Morag
    Morag wrote:
    Oh yeah, sorry Kodi, I should have got back to you.... I'm afraid I don't think you're her type.... sorry :) but thanks for trying ;)
  • Morag
    Morag wrote:
    Although I was just looking at that thread on marriage, and I think you have similar views on that... hmmm
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    HAHA I am happy either way. I have never thought of myself as a gift anyway. More like a prize! To each their own...... It is a fun thought though. I wonder what king of girl I would want for my B-day. I need to think about this for this year. Unless of course I am taken by that time.
  • Geraint.zhang
    Geraint.zhang wrote:
    your friend?
    okey
    Happy Birthday !
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    In Dorset, England there is a hillside figure known as the Cerne Abbas giant.

    [IMG] http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/red/blue_pics/2008/09/15/cerne-abbas-giant-460x276.jpg [/IMG]

    A powerful fertility symbol, young women sit on it’s ding-a-ling to bring a man into their lives.

    I don’t know what the Beijing equivalent would be. Propaganda?

  • Albulena Imeri
    I recommand some Asian Sensations.
  • Ikevenson
    Ikevenson wrote:
    Get MattAbaisai, he is AWESOME
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    > I recommand some Asian Sensations.

    That's the name of a porno company.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    (My friend who was just looking at my screen told me)
  • Albulena Imeri
    “That's the name of a porno company. (My friend who was just looking at my screen told me) “”

    It just might be. LOL. And feel free to post your friend's opinion on it.

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