What was the worst trouble that you ever got into at school when you were a kid?
When I was in junior high school (around 14) my buddies and I all had the same health class and would sit together and make obnoxious comments the entire time.
While making fun of some lame filmstrip that we were watching (remember those?) the teacher -- an alcoholic ex-Marine with a bad temper -- picked my chair up with me in it and tried throwing me across the room after I ignored his many warnings.
I don't remember the exact words that I used -- probably lots of cursing and finger-pointing -- but school authorities took his side and I was suspended for three days.
How about you?