Discussion » Dating & Romance » WATS DA SIGNIFICANTS OF HAVING A GIRL

  • Muhamad Ali
    Muhamad Ali wrote:
    Girls girls, What makes u'all think that we men really do need u'all...I dont need a maid bcuz i can cook, clean n wash n own shitt...I dont need people to talk to bcuz i got my niggaz, maybe 4 love but i get enough from my family especially my mom, i dont need no ride or die chick bcuz i was born fi mi bloodclatt self n i aint a twin...N sex well lets not even go there. So then wats da significants of having a girl?
  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:
    Here's something to think about: For a girl, what would be the significants of having a guy like you?
  • TonyDice
    TonyDice wrote:
    It's a good question Kent, and one that will likely not trouble the minds of of the parade of sad-ass failed rappers currently clogging the forums with their absurd posturing.

    Learn to spell, learn some fucking grammar. Stop whining about "bitches" and VIc's on internet forums and behaving like you grew up in Compton. You're from NIGERIA, not South Central LA, who do you think your are, 2pac? Jesus...
  • 哎呀
    哎呀 wrote:
    My gay friend said the same words: " What's the significants of having a girl?"
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    I've also been puzzled with these unintelligible "raps" lately.

    It's like watching a car crash in slow motion... tragic, yet strangely compelling.
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    I be, she be, he be, we be
    i see the eats
    on the Beijing streets
    i love lookin' at all of the meats
    on sticks
    that be chuan'r

    *rolls eyes*
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    i be on the Interwebs
    moderatin' threads
    like this one, y'all
    'cause I be gettin' took to school
    by a fool
    but this is what I do know:
    bitch, slut, whore
    the more I curse, the more I score
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    why this website got bitches?
    by "bitches" do you mean members with space in their britches?
    or jus' folks with intellectual glitches?
    you talk of respect and love
    but in your derogatory talk, show none of the above
  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    "Just hope you're heaven sent and hell-proof"
    man, quit it 'cause you sound like a goof
    or more eloquently, very uncouth...
    like some kind of ghetto Shia LaBouf
    take our advice to play nice
    or we'll put your account on ice
    for spitting the lyrical equivalent of head lice
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    I'ma type in ALL CAPS
    to register how all y'all be WACK
    challenging my challenges

    *female chorus repeats "challenging my challenges" four times*

    Don't fuck with the BRO, yo
    'cuz I'm colder than snow
    ain't like no rainbow
    with it's colorful glow
    more like a gangster from Guangzhou
    or Bartender Moe

    *scratches record numerous times*
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Damn right I'm with my political
    that's the only way to keep critical
    of so much hypocritical
    bibble babble
    ribble rabble
    what was I talking about again?
    Oh, you
    that's who
    mister gangster wankster
    second-rate spankster

    *trying not to laugh*
  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:
    Mirror mirror on the wall,
    who's the biggest bi-atch of them all?
    Looks like a man but talks like a bitch.
    Like god did a big fat glitch.
    Yeah, I'm talking to you, you FAIL.
    This forum ain't for you, go home to jail.
    Straight up from the WLIB Crew
    Cockslap in your face, this one is for you!
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    hahaha, hehehe
    that's the sound of our glee
    our victory, our revelry
    our triumph over your stupidity
    coming at you from CBD
    can you hear us in Wudaokou?
    hello? hello?
    of course you can't
    you're far too slow
  • Joakim Lund Rangel
    what u guys took,
    you seem to be off the hook
    are you sagging,
    going off bragging
    spreading seed,
    smoking weed,
    u damn not to say,
    kent is gay.

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    *Mortal Combat sequence voice*
    Kent lost his morality,
    Face the fact,
    this nigga is intact!
    His lyrics are retarded, like "im so gangster, im so hot!"
    Hey bitch-tits, face it, your not.
  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    + ur moma is fat.
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Yo mama so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    Smalls? Sounds like your balls.
    My mac? Or your mama's rack?
    I'm more afraid of those,
    except from you wearing her pantyhose.
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Gentlemen, gentlemen
    You've offended my delicate sensibilities
    With your profoundly vile obscenities

    Are we men or disgusting beasts?
    Surely we can make a pleasant treatise
    Before hostilities continue to increase
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Happy days and glorious nights
    When the sails of justice are set upright
    Ah, thus words warm my heart
    Even more so than a blistering fart

    *I've been joking this ENTIRE TIME*
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:
    Muhamed, I think you're right, it wouldn't make any sense for you to have a girl. I feel like you and "yes sir" have a lot in common, maybe you should give him a try?

    Pete, I know you're being entirely sarcastic but your raps are awesome.
  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:
  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:
    there is a old sentence in Chinese:

  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Thanks! Maybe we'll start doing tech and customer service reports in rap-form:

    two pinks and a green
    gets you the best advertising you've ever seen
    click "promote event" after uploading that shit
    just make sure that it's completely legit

    bugs? quirks? technical glitches?
    just email our tech support bitches
    but make sure to include a detailed description
    because vague replies lead to conniptions
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    The Internet hasn't seen such immoderately awesome moderation since W.T. Snacks left 4chan.
  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:
    4chan is good,dont get it in this shit.
  • Sasha 莎莎 Wang

    That is all.
  • TonyDice
    TonyDice wrote:
    This is probably the wittiest exchange I've ever read on this site, if pretty one-sided... hats off to you Pete, and yesir for being such a good sport (I think)
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    You guys sure know how to make somebody laugh!!! Thank you for this post. Oh and as for the original poster, good luck with hatin on da girlies. It is only a fraction of women that act like you described. Hang in there.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Fagio: Excuse me, did you use "4chan" and "good" in the same sentence?
  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:
    wtf, I hate that website,actually no administer and surrender themself to upload much more gays' dirty picz in there. so I think I'd love to support WeLB better than it. ;-p
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Huh? We're talking about the same website, right? The one with the gore, watersports, scat, death, rape, racism, sexism, bestiality, pedophilia, bigotry, misogyny, S&M, tentacles, and FURRIES?

    And you're complaining about the gay stuff?

    Gay porn is among the least offensive content on 4chan. Occasionally, everyone--EVERYONE--experiences a moment of curiosity about gay porn, and 4chan's gay porn is among the best the Internet has to offer (no homo). Unless it's gay furry porn. That's only allowed on Fridays.

    There are mods on 4chan. Even the Not Safe For Work boards. And they have to work pretty hard to keep illegal content from getting posted. But it's the legal racist/sexist/classist hate speech on the "advice" boards that's the worst.

    What I meant to say is that in comparison, Pete's doing a damned fine job of viscerally crucifying these miscreants without outright banning them.
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Thanks for the compliments, Dando Z and Blair of Sorrows- fbfjjajfioqfåqdå

    4chan can be downright scary, considering how some of their members, much like those who power China's very own Human Flesh Search Engine, manage to track people down offline and fuck with their lives.

  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:
    @Dando: right , we're talking abt the same website! and I thought there are too much reproachable,,, not only gay stuff, i just pick one for example and draw inferences about other cases from one instance etc....did you think so ?
    abt you refer to that is only allowed on fridays, i have no idea cuz i don;t care abt that website. I heard this website from a Japanese guy...
    May i say that is the dirtiest website in the world ?
  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:
    @ Pete..come on ,, just call me Blair is ok!!! .......=,=
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Holy shit how did I miss this?
    Dando I ain't never wanted to see gay's piss
    What the fuck is 4chan
    Other than where you go to look at a man?

    Forget about Hope for Haiti,
    We need a mil or two maybe...
    Let's start our own fuckin fundraiser,
    To get a brain transplant for Yes Sir
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:
    Okay. I'll call you "Blair" and leave out the rest.

    John Gu
    Yeah, you should have been around yesterday. But Yes Sir was a good sport and took it in jest (I think), so let's be nice and lay off... for now.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    See now this is what I'm talking about. Haters gonna hate.

    Child pornography, organizing offline raids, and DDoS attacks are oldschool /b/tard shenanigans; the stuff of legends. That doesn't happen on 4chan anymore because it's illegal and no hosting service is willing to tolerate that kind of a liability. Most of those kids have either grown up or moved to the other *chan sites or IRC. There really are worse places than 4chan, but they're a lot harder to find.

    The horrible truth is that 4chan is the legitimate public front for a much more terrible cult known as Anonymous.

    Am I a 4chanthropologist or 4chan apologist? You decide.

    Gu: ~oogle it. It's only the most culturally relevant website of the intarwebz. Chrissakes, moot was Time magazine's Person of the Year in 2009.

    Now, I suggest we terminate this tangential digression before Anonymous finds out you called him gay, and everyone gets 100 pizzas delivered to their apartment.
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Fair. Respect!
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Black Boy: More intelligent? Never said that. I will just echo TonyDice here because he makes the point better than me: "Learn to spell, learn some fucking grammar."
  • tina berntsn
    tina berntsn wrote:
    What the hell are you people talking about??
  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:
    @Dando Z

    To be a natural human,Sex is basically desire.No one can trough it away.

    Gentlemen are pervert too,Just who can waiting for longer
  • Simen Wangberg
    Holy shit Pete. You mod like a god. Good lord
  • Muhamad Ali
    Muhamad Ali wrote:
    u guys are really funny , i was thinking maybe someone here gonna give some ideas what about havin girls but u know .... but that interesting cz it make me feel how most of the young man and girls think.
  • NN
    NN wrote:
    Well,as above what you said,u can cook,clean,take care of yourself,got lots of love from ur family,no sex,no love any more,etc,this sounds that u can easily handle well your life.But have u ever try the life with other girl?Have u ever got the feeling to have a special someone beside family?If no,how do you know the difference in between the family and special someone?And how can you say you dont need or it does not make any sense to have a girl in life?U know,the denifition of love is not just about family but also friends,relationship,etc.
  • Xx
    Xx wrote:
    who can tell me,what's the point of this post?
  • Muhamad Ali
    Muhamad Ali wrote:
    i dont answer provocations!!

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