1. we can be more affectionate
-- not always, not all girls
2. we can kiss another woman and it's not a big deal, it's even kinda intriguing.
-- we also can kiss a woman with no big deal, but I guess it's not intriguing!
3. we get to wear delicious-tasting lip gloss, none of the medicinal smelling man chapstick crap.
-- yep, but please kiss another woman after that, not us
4. we get to make tremendous amounts of noise with our shoes.
-- same, but with cars / motorcycles / videogames
5. we get to have coffee dates to chat with friends and it's perfectly normal.
-- we hit the bars with our buddies or watch sport at home together
6. we get to put candles wherever we want.
-- good for you!
7. we can wear black knee-high boots.
-- that most of us don't like
8. when we orgasm no one notices.
-- we orgasm way more often than you
9. similarly, there's nothing to clean up.
-- No los comprehendo!
10. when we're aroused we don't have to stay seated. we can walk around freely and horny
-- Yeah that's true not such a big problem most of the time though
11. it's ok for us to talk about nice clothes
-- for us too. only those who are afraid to sound like "girly girls" cannot, which is stupid
12. we just naturally smell better
-- you have to define for me the scale of scents so I can situate myself and evaluate this with a few friends, a better smell is like a better wine, depends of the people's tastes
13 when we have ice cream dripping down our chin, it's sexy.. not sloppy.
-- you make me hungry
14. we can smell like vanilla
-- which is great!
15. she who controls the va-jay-jay controls all of man
-- prostitutes are still cheap in BJ
16. we can practice great hygiene without being considered metrosexual.
-- polishing your nails is not hygiene, it's fashion
17. we get to put our shit in guys pockets because our pants are tight.
-- yup, but most of you still have to carry a bag around
18. we look good naked.
-- to us yes
19. boobs. all the time.
-- to the fat ones among us too
20. we have the flexibility to look conservative, trashy, sexy, dorky, cute, etc. guys just look bad, ok, or nice.
-- we don't really care
21. if we're eating a cookie and it crumbles a bit, we catch it with our boobs and can still eat it without getting germs from the ground on it.
-- you really like your boobs huh
22. we don't have to spend hours in the gym to get ripped. if we want, we don't have to go at all.
-- no you prefer spending your life on a virtual diet to keep you fit
23. we look better in guys' work shirts, on their motorcycles, wearing their jerseys, in tighty whities, with glasses.
-- not sure what you mean
24. we don't have to be in a band or emo in order to wear tight pants or make up.
-- that what gives you a girl silhouette, do you want us to have the same? Most girls do their make up really really bad
25. we can order a triple grande half caf dry sugar free raspberry mocha capuccino without being THAT guy.
-- we can have a long island iced tea, and still stand up after that
26. we don't get made fun of for not knowing how to drive a stick, but it's fuckin cool when we can.
-- yes you do get made fun of, and it's not cooler than anyone else doing it, motorcycle driven by a girl is cooler however
27. we can drive a small sports car and no one will say that we're compensating.
-- no they'll think, she got a rich husband and wants to pretend she's successful by herself
28. ladies nights
-- haha! yeah!
29. we can dance by ourselves without being a tool
30. we get to birth human life. guys, you just get to sit and watch. good boy.
-- we get to make you pregnant, swear we'll raise the baby together and walk away
Thanks blair, you offered me a lot of fun!