Discussion » Nonsense » 中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家

  • wrote:
    本.拉登说:中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家

    原因是这样的:

    基地组织曾向中国派出五名恐怖分子来袭击中国,结果:

    一人炸立交桥,转晕于桥上;

    一人炸公交车,没挤上车;

    一人炸超市,炸弹遥控器被盗;

    一人炸政府大楼,被大楼保安狂揍:"叫你讨薪,叫你上访";

    最后一人成功炸矿,死伤数百人。潜回基地后,半年都没见任何新闻报道,遂被基地组织以"撒谎罪"处决了!

    还有,最近一次曾经尝试去炸广州,结果刚一出广州火车站就把炸药包给飞车党抢了~~~ 半天没缓过神来
  • Martin Clausen
    深刻揭示
  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:
    haha 拉登还活着???
  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:
    很现实~哈哈
  • John Kristian Nordeide
  • 爱谁谁
    爱谁谁 wrote:

    以前看过 但是还是蛮反应现实的

  • 爱谁谁
    爱谁谁 wrote:

    在中国搞恐怖主义容易嘛~~

  • Jimmy
    Jimmy wrote:
    lampoon~~~haha
  • Saint - Spartacus

    the logo for the tourist :  welcome, attention you bag , if some help you,keep him away, if sb ask help , never get back your head , just go go go ... what a funny shit  logo , but  realiste well sick

    but unlucky as a citizen that´s makes  much more panic for the authenticity

    SO niu bi

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